Oh no! Summer is almost here but before they can enjoy it the kidlets must defeat the big, hairy, slobbery, fanged test known as the End of Course Assessment! The ECA wants to gnaw on the kidlet's cute little brains. It wants to slime their report cards with it's patented parent-angering-mucus. It wants to get them grounded from their wii's and saddled with extra animal poop-related chores for the first three weeks of vacation!
Who can save these sweet, innocent, good natured, and slightly stinky (the hormones started kicking in a few weeks ago) 7th graders from this uglyified beasty?
Only Captain Study Guide has the power to defeat the ECA! Will the kidlets utilize Captain Study Guide's powers and slay the beast before it slays their grades? Will they run to the mail box next week so they can show off their beautiful grades? Or will they run to the barn to try to get their 4-H pig to eat that report card before their parents see it?
Tune in next week to find out!
Who can save these sweet, innocent, good natured, and slightly stinky (the hormones started kicking in a few weeks ago) 7th graders from this uglyified beasty?
Only Captain Study Guide has the power to defeat the ECA! Will the kidlets utilize Captain Study Guide's powers and slay the beast before it slays their grades? Will they run to the mail box next week so they can show off their beautiful grades? Or will they run to the barn to try to get their 4-H pig to eat that report card before their parents see it?
Tune in next week to find out! (unless the kids totally tank it, in which case it will not be safe to mention the ECA's or the kidlets around Miss H for at least three weeks)
1 comment:
i hope your kidlets do really well on the eca's. :)
you are so good at this blogging thing. i'm so glad you decided to do one!
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